Monday, January 4, 2010

Best Knock-Knock Joke?

Lowbrow Answer:

Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Cargo.
You: Cargo who?
Me: Cargo honk!

Thatta boy. Now turn over and let me change your diaper.


Middlebrow Answer:

Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Panther.
You: Panther who?
Me: Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!

Say it out loud, jackass.


Highbrow Answer:

Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Knock, Knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Phillip Glass.

If you don't get it, I hate you.
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  1. DanaJanuary 4, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    How 'bout (say it with a British accent):
    Me: Knock Knock
    You: Who's there?
    Me: Economist
    You: Economist who?
    Me: Economist the economic crisis but I'll do better next time.

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  2. Colin PenleyJanuary 4, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    I always liked the Little Old Lady Knock knock joke...

    I think you have an extra Or in the punch line of the Panther joke...

    And I love the Phillip Glass joke, AMAZING!

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